That hat is too big on you, Warden.
theyre british what did you expect
of course theyre gonna be pussies
cant handle american women
this is why we won the war
oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle.
how did your tea taste
after we threw it in the harbor
bitch
Click here for my foot up your ass.
FdAs.snj.fksr,fbuk,rev Fhlfhku,zrsfhuk,zshfuk,drxhuklThe pads of Chrome’s fingers brushed against Explorer’s making him/her shudder with anticipation.
It had been so long since anyone had touched him/her so intimately. Explorer had been alone for far too long—he/she could barely remember the days before Mozilla and Safari. The days before his/her exile.
But there was something about Chrome, whose gentle touch refreshed Explorer’s very being.
“I am going to fuck the Bing out of you,” whispered Chrome, as he/she inserted the Google add on.
OMG I CAN’T
loki tells the best knock knock jokes in all the nine realms
Whenever there’s a party, everyone begs Loki to tell his knock knock jokes.
but guys canada and america are gay lovers
how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane
#The horror he must have felt seeing that happen #his skin changing without his permission #to that of the creatures he was taught to despise #the sudden gut-wrenching realisation #that his life could be a lie
Yeah there could be that, or he could have just been thinking
“I’m blue dabadee dabadi”
It’s Coulson’s turn to babysit Earth’s mightiest heroes. XD
It looks like he’s fairing better than Fury, though. :O
people who can draw whatever they want whenever they want
When Germany surrendered in the Second World War, Russia celebrated so hard that they literally ran out of vodka.
I don’t usually post porn on my blog, but I mean come on. Just look at it
